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Study English With Smile

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English As A Second Language - Friends TV Show


At age 4 . . . success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 . . . success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 . . . success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 . . . success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 . . . success is . . . having money.
At age 50 . . . success is . . . having money.
At age 60 . . . success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 . . . success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 . . . success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 . . . success is . . . not peeing in your pants.



Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed, confident, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

What Are You Thinking About? Really Funny!

What would you

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? ( with a hurtful look on her face).".............
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -

Homer Simpson's Words of Wisdom

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle - they're on TV!
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
Save me, Jeebus!
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies.
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'.



The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference
And what is the opposite of being indifferent !????