Thirty thousand thoughtless boys thought they'd make a thundering noise, so with their thirty thousand thumbs they thumbed thirty thousand drums.

A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month. 

Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

How many cookies could a good cook cook

If a good cook could cook cookies?

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.

My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.

Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?

Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac? 

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn,

and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".

The little red lorry went down Limuru road.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.

While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.

Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.

Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.

That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.

If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye. 

A twister of twists once twisted a twist;

A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;

If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,

The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.

Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday. 

Four furious friends fought for the phone. 

Bobby Bippy bought a bat.

Bobby Bippy bought a ball.

With his bat Bob banged the ball

Banged it bump against the wall

But so boldly Bobby banged it

That he burst his rubber ball

"Boo!" cried Bobby

Bad luck ball

Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball

Now to drown his many troubles

Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

Why do you cry, Willy?

Why do you cry?

Why, Willy?

Why, Willy?

Why, Willy? Why? 

Sorry the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery. 

When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw 

I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw 

then I'd like to see your saw saw.